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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4238
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 4Legend : I like to read FMLs off my iPhone when i'm bored as Furk, so dont expect me to reply or cuss out on you on the internet. I make a lot of random references, and have a sarcastic sense of humour. I'm very sorry if my grammer isn't up to your standards, but I'm only human.

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Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36453) - you deserved it (3362)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31596) - you deserved it (56745)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (9963)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33665) - you deserved it (3045)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35131) - you deserved it (7146)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9599) - you deserved it (36455)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (8513)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14290) - you deserved it (24596)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31701) - you deserved it (55497)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (32696)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (13567)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36294) - you deserved it (4339)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (9213)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)



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