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4976o5556
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10327) - you deserved it (34345)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (38213)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13954) - you deserved it (20574)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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160 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11159) - you deserved it (16267)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)



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