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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by devigsgirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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