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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)
Today, I was walking down the street and I passed two guys. As I went by, I heard one of guys whisper "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)
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