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Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out boss an some employees on floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today... I Went To The Movies. I Was Seatd Next To A Womanho Talkd Through The Film An Said: "Awwww" Every Time She Saw A Primate. I Went To See 'Rise Of Planet Of The Apes'. FML

#17527301
185 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , it's the frst day of mah Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We r paying $375 a night 4 this. FML

#17265218
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On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States

Today, I learnd tat wen you piss on a ornets' nest from a window, te ornets will go after te source of te stream. It can also cause you to fall troug your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learnd tat wen you piss on a ornets' nest from a window, te ornets will go after te source of te stream. It can also cause you to fall troug your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw mah unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking 4 a job. He was looking 4 the comics.

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class!! Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch!! FML

#14906139
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On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

2day I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper , "Jeez , that girl looks like Donald Trump." mega FML

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66 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
210 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

yesterday my 72 year old Grandmother informd me she's running 4 mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend calld me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday my 72 year old Grandmother informd me she's running 4 mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend calld me asking me if she was high. FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)



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