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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 43bubba34 : Married to the love of my life, who's pregnant with our first child.
The second picture is of our yorkie, Chewy.

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43bubba34's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

#21370481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31845) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (2231)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML

#21339341
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28889) - you deserved it (1974)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss announced he is coming with us. FML

#21303728
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29032) - you deserved it (3417)

On 11/22/2014 at 5:16am - work - by Carnage23 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

#21272236
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (3278)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:05pm - misc - by thenewgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

#21256772
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (2575)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55808) - you deserved it (9894)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

#20188881
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22274) - you deserved it (8231)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

#20159578
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (5810)

On 11/11/2012 at 9:16pm - love - by x (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML

#19742192
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21372) - you deserved it (2601)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

#19731681
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15340) - you deserved it (18650)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13063) - you deserved it (43260)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)



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