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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 43bubba34 : Married to the love of my life, and we just had our first child.

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43bubba34's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33807) - you deserved it (11744)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (2664)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (2298)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss announced he is coming with us. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 5:16am - work - by Carnage23 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35417) - you deserved it (3744)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:05pm - misc - by thenewgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML


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On 11/11/2012 at 9:16pm - love - by x (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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