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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: "We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience." FML

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (5187)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

#7156329
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35844) - you deserved it (3096)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

#7156329
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35844) - you deserved it (3096)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

#7156329
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35844) - you deserved it (3096)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

#7148180
168 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by meh (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

#7147061
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On 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by kady (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7199) - you deserved it (33210)

On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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