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Today, I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: "We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 11:32am - money - by MelMayle (woman) - United States
Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the desicion that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by meh (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by kady (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
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