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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3ph600v : I like to cruise fml to see what people are complaining about

If you understand the meaning of my name, you're a good sport, and a trooper. And you passed our test. And you can be our friend. Bonus points if you also got that reference.

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3ph600v's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (23205)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

#18394511
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27293) - you deserved it (4525)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45894) - you deserved it (2824)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8603) - you deserved it (108682)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41607) - you deserved it (5497) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version



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