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3ph600v

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3ph600v : I like to cruise fml to see what people are complaining about

If you understand the meaning of my name, you're a good sport, and a trooper. And you passed our test. And you can be our friend. Bonus points if you also got that reference.

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3ph600v's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a $20 gift card to Tim Horton's as a prize, and decided to use it. At the register, I was told that I'd essentially won an empty gift card. FML

#21139747
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41662) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/14/2014 at 3:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

#21127302
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37680) - you deserved it (27809)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

#21089097
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (3507)

On 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by IMAWAKE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

#21057252
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39324) - you deserved it (22997)

On 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by FUUUUCK (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36357) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38209) - you deserved it (8316) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

#20158993
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24935) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/11/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by youfuckingslut (man) - United States

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7694) - you deserved it (42600)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21027) - you deserved it (2313)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

#19883197
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (2025)

On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

#18692493
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25047) - you deserved it (2740)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (5591)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (23165)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

#18394511
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27230) - you deserved it (4521)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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