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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1287
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3ph600v : I like to browse fml to see what people are complaining about

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Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (7241)

On 10/16/2015 at 4:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a $20 gift card to Tim Horton's as a prize, and decided to use it. At the register, I was told that I'd essentially won an empty gift card. FML


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On 05/14/2014 at 3:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML


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On 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by IMAWAKE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML


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On 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by FUUUUCK (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML


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On 11/11/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by youfuckingslut (man) - United States

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML


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On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML


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On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML


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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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