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36damien
  • Town/Country : Boulder, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 36damien : My name is Dustin, I go to CU Boulder. Albert Einstein is God.

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Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (4886)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by Rayvyn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5432) - you deserved it (68201)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

#5136668 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (13104) - you deserved it (2859)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

#4382906 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (12074) - you deserved it (48458)

On 08/08/2009 at 10:53am - kids - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337 (389)

I agree, your life sucks (201080) - you deserved it (7592)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

#766931 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (54842) - you deserved it (1844)

On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML

#480695 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (12179) - you deserved it (71160)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

#72 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (53948) - you deserved it (4697)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’ve learnt that the girl I love thinks I’m gay. To be honest, I’m having doubts too. FML

#51 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (9486)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (65995) - you deserved it (11012)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (52279) - you deserved it (13174)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -