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Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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