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2peas_in_a_pod
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28666) - you deserved it (8531)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (2838)

On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (16133)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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