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About 2oc : The only time I go on FML is on my ipod, so if i spell something wrong, well i don't really give a damn. As long as its readable its good to go.

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Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29989) - you deserved it (3065)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


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