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2kool4skoolyo
  • Town/Country : Stupid, Americans
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1798
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 2kool4skoolyo : Yo I 2 kool for skool yo

I dont comment much cuz most of the time my posts don't appear...?



Still here? What do you want??? GTFO my profile you stalker!!!




You still here? Go away!


You again? You must really love me...


Now your just creepy... Pls go away!


If your reading this...well your a big stalker.



Love you too now cassé-toi.


:( Your wasting time.



Here's 5$ :) Now leave me be

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Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49304) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11049) - you deserved it (48252)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (7582)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (35577)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (4150)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

#10693899
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27070) - you deserved it (6493)

On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (6819)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84209) - you deserved it (13910)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

#3682423
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10852) - you deserved it (40949)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71231) - you deserved it (7972)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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