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29dear
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, PA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 29dear : Hi, I'm Rebecca. 20 years old, waitress, college student, poor as hell. Haha, that's about all.

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Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56530) - you deserved it (4028)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47237) - you deserved it (5515)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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