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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5521
  • Number of comments : 488
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 22jrdn55 : Hi, I am a very friendly, down-to-earth kind of guy. I like meeting new people every now and then. Don't worry, I don't bite, and NO I will not hunt you down nor stalk you. Although, I have been arrested a couple of times. First arrest was for attempted child molestation. The second time was for attempted murder. And my last more recent one was for first degree murder, yeah I don't really get along with people I guess. Wondering why I'm not in jail? Well, when I was young, my family went on a vacation and left me home alone. I was so angry with them, so the night they came back I set the house on fire. Luckily, I was able to run out the front door. Sadly, they didn't make it and I to watched them run around like gerbils. I've always hated gerbils, so this ways kind of hilarious for me. After their funeral, I was raised by the orphanage. Anyway, don't worry that's all in the past, right?
Don't worry I got over the illness along time ago, so don't hesitate to send me a message. :D

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Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13452) - you deserved it (65051)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15829) - you deserved it (44414)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69002) - you deserved it (9990)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after spending $15,000 to treat my dog's cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57775) - you deserved it (19178)

On 08/24/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by w-dog (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML


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On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53690) - you deserved it (6419)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (4486)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64007) - you deserved it (7589)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15644) - you deserved it (54466)

On 07/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by nudie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by nobleach - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42916) - you deserved it (4423)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML


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On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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