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Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37736) - you deserved it (19365)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (8009)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (8009)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36827) - you deserved it (4032)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)



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