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About 1personinthiswor : No, I didn't spell "war" wrong in my username. I tried to spell "world" and my iPod didn't tell me there were too many letters in that until I had already joined up. Whatever, I'm unique now. Jk, I totally failed.
Music I love:
Death Cab for Cutie, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, all Gwen Stefani, Rage Against The Machine, The Fray, Bad Connection, Pearl Jam, P!nk, Paper Tongues, Oasis, Coldplay, Beck, Skint and Demoralised and The Ting Tings.
I'm kind of a jerk at times, but consider it constructive criticism. Unless you actually get angry about something said by someone you don't even know, in which case you're probably a jerk anyway and can consider it a diss.
I've been playing guitar for only about a month, but I've been writing lyrics for my friends' band for a few years now.
My voice is great to all ears but my own. That is, if my friends aren't all too nice, which is probably the reality.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was just about done with my late-night shift at Ralph's. As I was about to put up my "Closed Lane" sign, an elderly women starts putting items on the conveyor belt. The cost was $14.79, and she paid with pennies. It took her ages to count them all, and I wasn't being paid overtime. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face than tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Friday 22 May 2015