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Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8957) - you deserved it (652)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

#21525498
47 comments

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On 02/12/2016 at 1:22pm - misc - by SK8WITME (man) - India

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

#21525488
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10975) - you deserved it (1920)

On 02/12/2016 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wet dreams - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
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On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
50 comments

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On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
52 comments

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On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

#21525356
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (2459)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:26am - misc - by Rachel - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

#21525261
43 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

#21525176
36 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by CmS_1733 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

#21525162
66 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm - health - by notaman (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

#21525139
103 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by not satisfied - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

#21525128
64 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by J (man) - Malta

Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

#21525041
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16926) - you deserved it (1527)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by Poppleton99 - United States (Utah)



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