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Today... I was fred from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently... working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. mega FML

#21384707
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I agree, your life sucks (18578) - you deserved it (1363)

On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook 4 peopleho have been "hurt" by me . FML

#21384648
154 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today... I am seven months pregnant with my thrd child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. big fat FML

#21384638
51 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me , then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later , her boyfriend calls me , yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, and pratty much avary day, my co-workar takas off har shoas whila working. Tha small of har faat makas ma dizzy. I don't know if sha's oblivious to tha fact that har faat stink, or sha just doasn't cara. It's affacting tha quality of my work. FML

#21384560
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On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

2day it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
65 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out that when buying mah $500 dollar dress I putted mah address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
52 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I had to explain to someone that all beverages... except plain water... actually have calories. They weren't too happy that there milkshake diet was over before it began. mega FML

#21384468
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On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today... I needed to pee at mah friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there... so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. fat FML

#21384435
42 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working at a donation center . I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies . At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
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On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
109 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I lost undred of dollar in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't tink so. My roommate trew tem away after e got water on tem tinking tat it rendered tem unusable. FML

#21383795
65 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: ( Sorry, dude. Better luck next time! ) FML

#21383638
51 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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