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1happymummy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1165
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1happymummy : English country bumpkin, mum of one, waiting until I rule the world.

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1happymummy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19181) - you deserved it (36729)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

#19469914
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (5300)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (3003)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39130) - you deserved it (2443)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

#19286759
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10131) - you deserved it (26692)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34567) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31474) - you deserved it (56525)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43697) - you deserved it (3173)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38934) - you deserved it (3859)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
257 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32012) - you deserved it (4620)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (2767)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)



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