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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter.… Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own… Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having…