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1fast1
  • Town/Country : Portland, OR, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 February 1978 (36 years)
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Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25922) - you deserved it (5397)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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