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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 January 1991 (23 years)
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About 1_2_many_vodkas : Student. 19. Love to laugh at all you unfourtunate pricks!

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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (37333)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (5211)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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