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19d00m_bAbE99
  • Town/Country : Silent Hill, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3963
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 19d00m_bAbE99 : A play-alonger with that terrible game "Life" who is a photographer, writer, gamer, artist, intellect, actress and singer who actually has self-awareness....=]
Like to talk and meet new people, very great people's person. And, I love to explore =]

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

#1316192 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (8464) - you deserved it (55700)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML

#1315849 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (44209) - you deserved it (1473)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:31am - work - by feistychick (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

#1314307 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (37234) - you deserved it (3521)

On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

#1311543 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (35481) - you deserved it (10736)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by suckatlifeeexo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the women's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

#1310599 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (36942) - you deserved it (3000)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (29022) - you deserved it (20035)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

#1259659 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (12962) - you deserved it (35162)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:51pm - work - by Kylene (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

#1250407 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (44680) - you deserved it (7553)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

#1248987 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (8668) - you deserved it (44152)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

#1246949 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (17680) - you deserved it (62746)

On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

#1245192 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (44008) - you deserved it (3434)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by karaokestar (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML

#1225689 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (57444) - you deserved it (6116)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

#1221621 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (20076) - you deserved it (26888)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

#1221446 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (4622)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

#483851 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (103431) - you deserved it (9307)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)