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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2194
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37437) - you deserved it (3537)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML

#6166479
57 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spent the night with my guy, whom I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by dtmfa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

#4570183
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59386) - you deserved it (4425)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58132) - you deserved it (3323)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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