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Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays
by mikeyamazing / 12/28/2009 at 12:00am / Miscellaneous
by notgoodenough38 / 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
by anonymous / 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
by budapesthungary / 12/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML
by itstillhurts / 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Miscellaneous
by mannnnn2717 / 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Superficial / 12/09/2009 at 5:19pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
by her0x3her0ine617 / 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by flying_vegan / 12/06/2009 at 8:24am / United Kingdom / Transportation
Today, one of the comic companies I submitted to, replied back. They said that the story was boring, and the main character bland, generic, uncultured, had no potential for personal growth, a suburbanite, and an ignorant shut-in. I based the personality of the main character on my own. FML
by someonesomething / 12/05/2009 at 6:24am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Jen / 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Cpm / 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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