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1990TD
  • Town/Country : Delft, Holland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2111
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (3284)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (3271)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (3464)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37921) - you deserved it (3291)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9335) - you deserved it (31445)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13376) - you deserved it (52196)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (1763)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34256) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML

#7294242
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29363) - you deserved it (3726)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:46am - kids - by mandiballz - United States (California)

Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML

#7028465
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34799) - you deserved it (1792)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:03am - love - by Leslie (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

#7014697
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21133) - you deserved it (5630)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

#7014682
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30029) - you deserved it (2555)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13728) - you deserved it (47085)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)



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