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15Erik
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 15Erik : Me and the money come a bang, bang, bang.

I love my motorcycle. Launch a message to me if you're curious enough, I'm pretty friendly.

Snatchchat:mrcuntdestroy

My picture is pretty badass too.

15Erik's page activity

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Liked!<b>watermelon15</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 4:22am<b>reiichan</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:36pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 7:33pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:32am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 3:45pm<b>kittyfrozen</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 12:40pm<b>younggirl101</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:08am<b>karigaskarth</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 5:10am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:34am<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:09pm<b>Sexy_Time</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:00pm<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 4:39pm<b>rozline96</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 2:02pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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15Erik's favorite FMLs

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38913) - you deserved it (2199)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I paid someone $30 to give me a hickey so I could prove I had a social life. FML

#21335329
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19477) - you deserved it (21507)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:46pm - love - by thirsty af - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26146) - you deserved it (3131)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (2208)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

#21321621
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27989) - you deserved it (2468)

On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29647) - you deserved it (5855)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (3712)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

#21316839
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (2932)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

#21315476
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (2687)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

#21314515
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28191) - you deserved it (3795)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

#21312925
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29871) - you deserved it (5905)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (3028)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

#21309730
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45957) - you deserved it (9091)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)



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