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15Erik

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15Erik

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15Erik
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 749
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 15Erik : Me and the money come a bang, bang, bang.

I love my motorcycle. Launch a message to me if you're curious enough, I'm pretty friendly.

Snatchchat:mrcuntdestroy

My picture is pretty badass too.

15Erik's page activity

Visits<b>jazzyjazzy99</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - yesterday at 4:14pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:44pm<b>amberl767</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:21am<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:15am<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:29pm<b>haasje2000</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:02am<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 10:24pm<b>Kar0</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:09pm<b>sorryheadphones</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 10:54pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:27pm<b>miss_kay07</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:49pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 1:17am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:17am<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:08am<b>jbbc</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:53pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 11:36am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:09pm

Fucked!<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:29pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:44pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:48am<b>ResoundingSpud</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:23am<b>ImagineCrazy</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:53am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:10am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 5:35pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 4:22am<b>reiichan</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:36pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 7:33pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:32am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 3:45pm<b>kittyfrozen</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 12:40pm<b>younggirl101</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:08am<b>karigaskarth</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 5:10am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:34am<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 11:09pm<b>Sexy_Time</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:00pm

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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15Erik's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (6575)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32626) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (4123)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33249) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (3664)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27357) - you deserved it (5944)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39984) - you deserved it (2228)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25655) - you deserved it (2223)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

#21321621
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28079) - you deserved it (2474)

On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (6286)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32777) - you deserved it (2537)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (3722)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

#21316839
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (2943)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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