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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1483
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 15Erik : I have no idea what I'm doing
Snapchat: mrcuntdestroy

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Visits<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 10:47am<b>jessal</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 1:47pm<b>BumbleChick</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 1:14am<b>macorncob</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:16pm<b>booklover98</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 4:29pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 8:06pm<b>Ari3l</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 7:36pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 10:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 5:44pm<b>sammie2new</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 1:39pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:10am<b>BBlah</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:10am<b>xXAllie2017Xx</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:15am<b>anak36</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 11:59pm<b>LunaBlack666</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 10:49pm<b>flyingflies</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 5:04pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:42am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:03am

Fucked!<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:47pm<b>jessal</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 7:47pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 6:11am<b>sammie2new</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 5:25am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:31pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:51am<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Smennant</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:43am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:51am<b>Usernameman123</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:57pm<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:26pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:11am<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:29pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:44pm<b>ResoundingSpud</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:23am<b>ImagineCrazy</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:53am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:10am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 5:35pm

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15Erik's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

by Anomaly / 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

by looking4newvenue / 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

by kumcat / 01/11/2015 at 12:57am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

by Synonymous_Rex / 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

by scoold / 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 5:41am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

by ashamed / 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love