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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10518
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 14hatemachine : My life has yet to be fucked...
or maybe I just have a certain talent in regards to the repression of unpleasant memories

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14hatemachine's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16298) - you deserved it (43497)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62441) - you deserved it (27682)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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