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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, mah husband staggered home with three bags of ham. looool He drunkenly bought it with most of wat little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML

#20548229
166 comments

2day I found out my boyfriend as been ceating on me for monts. It all started wile I was in te ospital, e says, because we were supposed to go out tat day, but ten I "ad to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for is infidelity. FML

#20547926
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (2876)

On 03/17/2013 at 4:12pm - love - by need an appendickectomy (woman) - Finland

Today , I went to the gym with grandma. In the span of an hour , she was hit on more than I ever have been in life. FML

#20547830
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32118) - you deserved it (3975)

On 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (2905)

On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

Today while on a first date with a charming guy I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along since my pads were in there and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

#20442878
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (2224)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:33pm - love - by but i make different stiffies (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1956)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I Was Saparating Mah Notas Into Two Pilas: Ona To Sava Fir Axam Studying An Ona To Throw Out. I Finishd Saparating, Pickd Up Tha Junk Pila An Absantmindadly Shraddd It. Aftarwards, I Lookd Down To Saa Tha Junk Pila Still Complataly Intact. Goodbya, Passing Gradas. Raal FML

#20180442
73 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd grl goes to college, finally loses vrginity; gets chlamydia !! FML

#20106351
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37454) - you deserved it (12438)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was telling co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me fir half of wat I'd paid fir them.

#20106327
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24089) - you deserved it (2135)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hereing in one ear an continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , it's been a week since I've been in ospital. No one as been to visit me. Te nurses ave nicknamed me ( Te Lonely One. ) mega FML

#20071345
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper cuz I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. real FML

#19954505
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom



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