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Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10281) - you deserved it (23330)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9179) - you deserved it (35095)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33984) - you deserved it (8840)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
26 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13944) - you deserved it (2499)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)



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