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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilethen I felt something brush my shoulder . I turned around in fright, an one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat an into the toilet, making me fall sideways an hit my face on the toilet roll holder . I now have a black eye . It was my hair on my shoulder . FML

#9068483
114 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today... my looks alone looool made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
227 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was home alone. It was very dark an so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up an heard the looool sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

#8882513
95 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week , which is uncommon in mild climate area. I thought myself lucky , and that life was turning around. Then I realized how lame whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627
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On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today , I was perusing mah mom's Facebook. I noticd she has an album of picture fir each member of the family , except me. The dog has an album. FML

#8790024
52 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I was on a crowded el train listening to iPod touch. As I stepped off the train , headphones got caught on a man's jacket and iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of mah area. After a couple pages, I saw mah uncle. fat FML

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133 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, wile eating at an outdoor café, a man on te street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier tan you, bitc." Tanks fir te confidence boost. mega FML

#8539206
151 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out te reason ma boyfriend askd me out was because te fortune ball app on is iPod told im to. FML

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98 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)

TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

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216 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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