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  • Number of visits : 2839
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1337Steph : Rofl, you clicked on my profile.
You creeper/stalker. :>

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Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22427) - you deserved it (59061)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67385) - you deserved it (19903)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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