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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 123josie123 : Hiya! I like reading fml's in class /lunch, when I'm in bed...basically whenever I'm bored. It's a great way to kill time while laughing your butt off! I'm not a grammar nazi but I hate it when people type LyK£ D!55. Well now that I've bored you for about 3minutes you're off to go! Kthnxbai

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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123josie123's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18177) - you deserved it (1907)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

#20051213
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23731) - you deserved it (14535)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25014) - you deserved it (5154)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States



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