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About 123josie123 : Hiya! I like reading fml's in class /lunch, when I'm in bed...basically whenever I'm bored. It's a great way to kill time while laughing your butt off! I'm not a grammar nazi but I hate it when people type LyK£ D!55. Well now that I've bored you for about 3minutes you're off to go! Kthnxbai

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123josie123's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27844) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

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