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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 840
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML


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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

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