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1217jonathan

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1217jonathan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 754
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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1217jonathan's favorite FMLs

Today , mah grlfriend wantd to try something new in the bedroom , so she got an assortment of different sizd cock rings . She laughd when the one we were trying to use kept falling off , and said to try a smaller one . It was the smallest in the set . real FML

#20807595
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61362) - you deserved it (8764)

On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Met Ma Boyfriend's Mom 4 Te Frst Time. I Introduced Myself And Went To Sake Er And. Se Looked Me Up And Down And Said , ( I Don't Sake Ands Wit Wores. )

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I agree, your life sucks (60996) - you deserved it (7108)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

Today , I Was At Tha Gas Station With My Grandma!! Aftar I Slid Har Card An Bagan To Pump , I Convincd Har That It Was A Lot Aasiar An Mora Convaniant To Pay At Tha Pump With Yur Cradit Card Instaad Of Paying Insida!! Sha Yalld As I Raalizd I Want $20 Ovar What Sha Had To Spand!! Fat FML

#20471100
60 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States

Today... I told crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an... "Aww... I'm sorry." an a pity hug.

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170 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me proving his undying love. Curious I askedhere he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

#15479009
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (5045)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the hospital as mah girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket cuz she had no pants. She had a siezure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. fat FML

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185 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)



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