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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States
Today, my wife finally came home from deployment. Apparently, in the military she really built up some muscle. When she saw me at the airport, she picked me up like a baby and spun me around in her arms a few times. I'm a little scared of her now. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 2:36am - love - by married to wonder woman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Friday 24 May 2013
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