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0pt1mus
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis (the ghetto) Minnesota, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 0pt1mus : Names Nick. I'm 16 and I love partying. I'm either going to the University of Texas or Arizona State University. And I am for sure going to either one. FOR SURE!! I'm a confident guy and will answer all your questions to my knowledge. Message me if you want to learn more about me or ask me a question.

You can't get in trouble if you don't get caught. I've been caught once and been in plenty of shit. Take risks.

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Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (5785)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34803) - you deserved it (4300)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)



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