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Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52499) - you deserved it (7948)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

#2867834
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (9606)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

#2846826
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10600) - you deserved it (69921)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99840) - you deserved it (9991)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (78825)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

#2787428
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8026) - you deserved it (42357)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by parkinglotslayer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

#2733384
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44648) - you deserved it (3262)

On 06/08/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by nametag (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56823) - you deserved it (5950)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51921) - you deserved it (4654)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML

#2693360
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51962) - you deserved it (6050)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by szinna - United States (Nevada)

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

#2687233
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10546) - you deserved it (118387)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

#2685783
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60591) - you deserved it (4164)

On 06/07/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by loner (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

#2685483
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17583) - you deserved it (72905)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

#2619550
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39840) - you deserved it (16413)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by becstar90 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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