0RedPenguin0

Search for a member

0RedPenguin0

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4412
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 0RedPenguin0 : I looove music. I listen to alternative, big band, bluegrass, blues, classical, folk, metal, post rock, punk, rap, and rock, and my favorite artists include Jack White, Jherek Bischoff, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, and Ben Folds. I play lacrosse, chess, and guitar, and am working towards a career in audio engineering. If you message me, I will never get it; I still haven't once logged in on anything other than my iPhone.

0RedPenguin0's page activity

Visits<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 1:39pm<b>vix9002</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Rich531</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 7:05pm<b>ineverwinnn</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:35am<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 3:34am<b>baka4815</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:29am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 6:38am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 11:51am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 4:37am<b>algxo33</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 2:25pm<b>tadienae</b> - the 01/21/2014 at 10:17am<b>razi1</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 10:40pm<b>idunno99</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 11:49pm<b>Ohthatsnasty</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 1:03am<b>LiveLoveLaugh54</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 7:04am<b>blackwidowtaco</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 6:22pm<b>nickfm</b> - the 08/04/2013 at 1:32pm

Fucked!<b>ineverwinnn</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 2:32am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:35pm

0RedPenguin0's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of 0RedPenguin0's badges

0RedPenguin0's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Transportation

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

by Lucy / 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

by bakergirl / 11/16/2009 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I found a dead puppy in my backyard. I have never owned any pets. FML

by WhyMe / 10/23/2009 at 10:59pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

by thisreallyhappened / 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

by seriouslywtf / 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

by seriouslywtf / 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy