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05PP1
  • Town/Country : london, england
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10183) - you deserved it (36434)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by lifesucks (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#70585
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I agree, your life sucks (47487) - you deserved it (10670)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396
549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (407926) - you deserved it (26472)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (483725) - you deserved it (43444)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (526890) - you deserved it (37882)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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