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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35559) - you deserved it (6051)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

#17818290
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (3278)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

#17810811
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20341) - you deserved it (5309)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (2931)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

#17514634
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22810) - you deserved it (9629)

On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (6220)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (3147)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27207) - you deserved it (3454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14748) - you deserved it (56209)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, our cable, internet, and home phone got shut off because my mother-in-law decided that since we are moving, it was easier to not pay the bill rather than close the account. We're not moving for another month and the account was under my name. FML

#16204645
116 comments

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25944) - you deserved it (9781)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

#15270660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (4111)

On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

#14669350
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (9274)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

#14326550
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13242) - you deserved it (23696)

On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15323) - you deserved it (23137)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -



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