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0206Randi

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1992 (24 years)
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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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