By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada
The Top
By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 20:30 - United States - Glasgow
By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park
Get it on, bang a gong
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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park
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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco
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By Shy_Shiloh - 21/01/2016 08:58 - United States - Cincinnati
Shy_Shiloh tells us more.
Booze 'em young
By ChiefKoala - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
ChiefKoala tells us more.
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
By _7_8_9__1 - 12/01/2016 03:25 - United States
_7_8_9__1 tells us more.
OP here! I love coloring, but the designs in my favorite book are so complex, it's difficult to find a number of compatible colors. I was trying to use mostly bright colors and ran out of selections. I am already medicated and in therapy for my anxiety along with other things. @18 thank you for the advice! I might do that one day and I'll let you know how it goes!
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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Hillsboro
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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States
By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton
Kids say the funniest things
By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States
Trash
By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 16:00
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By ruttles - 28/04/2017 17:47
ruttles tells us more.
Op here I actually don't buy the kcups I buy regular coffee and a pod with a washable filter...both cheaper and environmentally friendly. And the keurig was given to me so never actually bought the machine and I never read up on the maintenance instructions like I should've, which I acknowledge is my fault. But I put milk and sugar in my coffee so it never actually tasted bad to me. And the whole machine is black so I couldn't see the mold growing in it. But we've since took the keurig apart (literally) and thoroughly washed and sanitized it and we installed a water filter on it.
By KillerChipmunk - 05/12/2016 08:19 - United States - Fair Oaks
KillerChipmunk tells us more.
OP here! This actually happened a little over a month ago. I'm in student housing, so they got our RA to come and mediate a meeting. Things have gotten much better since then, but it still irks me that a 21, 23, and 24 year old picked up a 6 year old's tactics and thought it was a good idea to just ignore me for about three weeks. Ultimately, I'm not doing much different, just making a bigger show of it when I do clean. I never was gross about anything (imo), I just don't believe in the whole anti-bacterial thing, like wiping down the tv remote and couch weekly, or using Lysol on my bed every morning. To everyone telling me to find new roommates, my lease is up in May, and I'm already looking for new people to live with, but at least things have gotten better since all this happened.
By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 12:07
By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 12:00 - United States - Spartanburg
******
By anonymous - 04/09/2015 04:40 - United States - North Hollywood
By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville
It's gettin' hott in here…
By Alan - 02/09/2015 20:13 - Germany
By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00
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In an attempt to stop the 'break up with him' or 'he's an asshole' comments that seem to get posted on every FML involving boyfriends/girlfriends: This was an accident. It was a rather unfortunate one, but an accident nonetheless. It's not like he purposely put me in a dangerous situation like other pranks I've read on here. He was getting me back for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He feels awful about it, but it's not his fault that I lost my balance and fell.