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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Patiently Watching - 04/03/2017 20:00
By Milk Dispenser - 12/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Herriman
By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00
By I hate retail - 27/11/2015 02:26 - Australia - Kensington
By cassieleigh1 - 05/11/2015 05:05 - United States - Davenport
By runfattyrun - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Abbotsford
By ertyo - 24/12/2016 15:28 - Romania - Oradea
By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville
By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States
Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!
By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket
By Dirtbikesnowboard - 09/11/2016 19:00 - United States - Cedar City
By Alittlebitiffy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia
By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore
By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa
By Anonymous - 27/09/2016 12:28 - Italy - Verona
By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States
By kristajoy2001 - 01/09/2019 00:02
By Mito - 10/09/2017 23:15
By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 14:10 - Serbia - Pancevo
By ClairvoyantVamp - 06/07/2016 23:09 - United States - Raleigh
By itchtoscratch - 04/07/2016 04:14
By Aseemann - 24/01/2018 19:00 - Denmark - Svendborg
By anonymous - 29/06/2016 03:11 - United States - Charlton
By Cold&Soaked - 03/02/2018 05:00
By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00
By Ido - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Satellite Beach
By fuckingcool - 06/06/2016 04:56
By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.