By noooo!!! - 19/04/2012 18:45 - United States
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Time to move
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Weird request, but OK
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Assumptions
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By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto
Genius
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Pumped-up Tanks
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I thought I'd seen you somewhere before…
By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 04:00
Missed opportunity
By NOOOOOO - 21/04/2025 22:00 - United States - New York
Smart kid
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By Britters89 - 04/10/2009 17:17 - United States
britters89 tells us more.
Get out clause
By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway
iselilja tells us more.
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
Dust in the wind
By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 19:59 - New Zealand
Calculating Tax and Tip
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We are legion
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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland
He needs them more than you
By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham
Well deserved break
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By 34_22_34 - 28/07/2010 19:27 - United States
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yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)