By Joe - 16/04/2009 16:21 - United States
The Top
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Gone forever
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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell
Idiots on bikes
By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock
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By PsychoBillyGoat - 26/05/2014 00:47 - United States - Anchorage
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My wife was worried about the cat because he is elderly and needs meds every 12 hours. He also has no claws ( we got him that way). He has never been outside before but lately he has been trying to get out. Also we live in Alaska, more to worry about then cars and dogs getting him
Neighbours from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville
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Close
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By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
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Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States
Profit!
By SueSueSue - 07/10/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By cakefete2 - 11/05/2014 06:27 - United States - San Francisco
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I can't speak for the finances of every church, but at my church we are not flush with cash in the way a mega church might be. We are called to be stewards of the property God had given us and to this end, we asked people to dig deep that we could fill the need that was evident. Sadly, after the sacrifices that were made, we can't help but be hurt. Still, Christians are versed in hardship and overcoming adversity. We will pray for the thief, ask healing for the church, and seek blessings to continue to meet the needs of the community.
By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya
Dude, gross!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Miss_Kat - 29/08/2019 00:01
Boom!
By JurassicHole - 22/04/2012 03:27 - United States
I'm horny, horny horny horny
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I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.