By cacheson - 21/11/2018 01:04
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Metal as ****
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Stealth
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Tough Love
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Bitch Better Have My Money
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By limping - 02/04/2017 09:46 - United Kingdom - London
Hgbest11 tells us more.
nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00
Lock your doors
By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie
Good boy
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By ApplePie1994 - 11/11/2016 01:51 - Ireland - Mallow
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OP here. My sassy Jack Russell ass bitch's name is Honey. She's 13, blind and smells like ass. The older she gets, the cheekier she becomes. She's still awesome, though. I eventually won the battle. Yes, I rewarded her submission with rubs. I talk to her like she's a person. She's sick of my bullshit, tbh. I love my baba. I'll upload pictures of her on my profile.
The Dilbert Principle
By Anonymous - 14/06/2017 16:00
Weird dude of the day
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By bagadigi - 27/10/2016 14:18 - Canada - Nepean
Words is hard
By purpletulip - 21/10/2016 01:35 - Canada - Mississauga
Mr Spiderman
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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia
The workplace from hell
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By Daddy - 19/08/2016 14:55 - United States - Hialeah
By librarian - 13/10/2017 11:59
Christie Clarke tells us more.
OP here. Didn't think this would get published, but here we are. For background context, I work in a public library and it was a term job on top of my permanent position that went from March to November 2017. It has good pay and good hours so I desperately want to keep it, but I have to reapply. Also anyone else can apply for it too, so I have to ace the interview. My permanent position, on the other hand, is under 20 hours biweekly at a little above minimum wage; not something I can live off of, but at least I'll have that and can look for another job if I have to. Thanks for the positive feedback :)
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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10
Can't wait for the next time
By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00
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Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.