By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna
The Top
By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria
By Forever_Cursed - 28/06/2016 14:02 - United States - Palm Harbor
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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon
Hitting it off
By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore
By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States
By teejayrn - 15/12/2012 11:48 - United States - Fayetteville
Life experiences
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By popularonion - 15/04/2016 04:09 - Canada - London
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Hey guys, OP here! I finally made an account because my FML got published! (Wow! I didn't actually expect it to!) While I agree with the comments that say I should have reviewed debate points from the other side, it was a pretty sudden thing for my teacher to do (I think she told me 5 minutes before the debate started) and not only did I not have very helpful notes, I was kind of shaken up by the change, which definitely didn't help me. The way we were doing the debate was one-on-one, with both people arguing their points at separate times. She only switched me, and that was because the side I originally chose had 2 more people than the other side, and she thought I was a strong enough debater (even though I really don't think I am) that I could easily adapt. In the end, everything was fine, I managed to write a few points down from my original notes, and I stumbled through them for the length of the debate. (Two minutes for each person, so it wasn't too long) My teacher apologized, but said I did well nonetheless. Thank you to everyone who commented!
By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States
By ChrisC - 10/07/2009 21:21 - United States
By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30
Fun fun fun
By BeautifulDisastre - 23/12/2009 10:24 - United States
By Eisenhorn - 20/07/2013 05:47 - United States
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Thanks for all the great replies, it is awesome to have one of my stories put up. My friends were kind enough to give me back my clippers before work, so I had enough time to get ready. To give a better image to everyone, my hair was about shoulder length and very curly. On the plus side, it is a lot cooler for me now than it previously was. We were able to have a good laugh about it, and I have payback to look forward to.
HR FML
By jobless - 01/12/2015 04:01 - New Zealand - Auckland
By zeeman2015 - 27/10/2015 13:32 - United States - Austin
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hey guys, OP here. I would like to say thanks for the support on this post. So as for breaking up, it went as smoothly as I could hope for. She was kind enough to answer all of my "but why" questions and the candy was some of our shared favorites. I guess I should have seen the breakup coming but I was in serious denial for a few months. We are still on talking terms and are separating peacefully but it doesn't suck or hurt any less.. As for why it happened on our anniversary? It wasn't really planned in any way to be on that day. it just... played out like that. I know this sounds dumb but it was the first time we had gotten to speak at length in over a month. I hope this clears up any questions.. Thanks again for the support ya'll show
Morning glory
By aqua88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Malaysia
By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney
No way
By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden
By hahahaha91 - 03/10/2009 07:59 - United States
The old switcheroo
By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York
Malding
By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 02:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 07:57 - Canada - Vancouver
By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 02:43 - United States
Frozen
By ohno. - 19/08/2009 08:44 - Canada
By theamericandream - 25/01/2009 13:07 - United States
By Daivv - 28/01/2010 15:43 - United Kingdom
Polite but wrong
By sucks - 05/01/2011 07:41 - Netherlands
Butter fingers
By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States
Partaaaaay!
By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna
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Im the OP!! Glad this got accepted but to clarify some things nothing is going on in his home. She is just being a drama queen because he lives in a middle class home and I live in the suburbs . She doesn't like being there because " the demon spawns" also known as her brother and sisters are there and she is the oldest. She also doesn't have her own room at his house like she does at mines.