By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego
The Top
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Planning
By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
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By Vampprobs - 25/03/2014 01:52 - United States - Skandia
Pervy
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By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville
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Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
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Thanks, but no thanks
By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke
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My eyes!
By alyssabree42 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Estacada
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By jellenwood - 07/11/2015 13:12 - United States - Kerrville
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OP here! So, this was several years ago. Apparently his family didn't want want him to marry me and never wanted him to divorce his first wife. His father is the one who performed the wedding. He called me the wrong name several times during the ceremony. I don't know if he did it on purpose or not. Friends later tell me it wasn't just his mother that was laughing but many members of his family but I just couldn't hear them. H
By MG73 - 02/11/2015 04:16 - United States - Scarborough
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OP here. For some clarification, it was only our second time hanging out. I did introduce him to my guy friend so he wouldn't feel insecure. We were all leaving, I hugged my friend bye since to me, that is just a casual thing, and he went crazy. I'm just glad I found out what he's like early on.
By lucki - 27/10/2010 06:50 - Canada
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OP here, going to try and clarify all misunderstanding. #1: i'm a 100% heterosexual male! #2: my girlfriend is pretty and i love her for all she's worth. #3: i'm well known in my circle of friends and their families, so they can tell it's me even from behind. #4: the reason why my girlfriend was mistaken for a guy, was probably because she had short hair, and she was wearing my baggy jacket which i let her borrow because she was cold that day. And I took some of the advice from people here and brought her to work! Showed those people a thing or two! Haha!
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Huge fan
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth
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Wyan
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Puppet show
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By confused_cashier - 12/06/2016 01:34 - United States - Herndon
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Oh hi, OP here with much desired answers its seems. I adopted the cat from the local vet/asylum. They gave it to me as male and neutered. Even in the store I spotted it was most probably a she, but I didn't want to make a fuss and didn't care. I named her Violet, and she has a little brother named Dash. Kudos to whomever gets the reference. The big surprise for me was that not only did the vet **** up the gender, they also got the neutered part wrong.