Freakout
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By youngblood - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco
By Finesse7791 - 20/09/2009 12:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States
By wellfuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington
By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama
By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States
By notwasted39 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry
By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 02:26 - United States
By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States
By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu
By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States
By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States
By Kittykatkrunch - 12/11/2009 05:09 - Australia
By Anonymous - 09/06/2017 21:00 - Argentina
By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 17:35 - United States - Honolulu
By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France
By thatshelpful - 02/07/2015 04:16 - United States - Council Bluffs
By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17
By Party Pooper - 25/05/2015 01:59 - United States
By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States
By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50
By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 01:57 - United States - Philadelphia
By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 06:58 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Bawsack - 30/04/2016 09:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest
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OP here. I never thought for a million years that this would get posted, but it did which is equally awesome and creepy at the same time. I just wanted to clarify a few things. Firstly, thank you for the puns. I love puns and these are the breast I've seen in a while. I'll show myself out. Secondly: I have no idea why it says Leeds. I have never been to Leeds in my life. I'm in Edinburgh, over 200 miles away in a whole other country. The guy in question turned out to be my neighbour -cringe - on his way back from the pub very drunk and most probably high. I haven't seen him since and most probably won't for a while if I can help it. The reason I was naked was because I'd come in from work the night before, showered and passed out in bed from exhaustion. I hadn't noticed I was naked was because it was FIVE THIRTY IN THE MORNING. I had obviously been in a deep sleep because that's what normal people do at 5.30am. Literally the only thing going through my head was that I wanted the idiot to shut the hell up and let me sleep. And no, it probably wasn't exactly 3 minutes but it was long enough for me to go to the toilet, back to my bedroom then try to remove my robe before I realised I wasn't wearing it. Also, he probably laughed so much because he was drunk, high and a crazy naked woman was hanging out her second floor window at 5.30 in the morning. Finally. yes, breasts. Because that's what they are.