By ThatCery - 16/01/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom
The Top
By ak47nd - 18/09/2015 02:37 - China - Dalian
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At last!
By All Dressed Up With No Place To Go - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
By TheDenmarkian - 04/08/2015 21:40 - United States - Wickliffe
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Unfortunately, she said she has no idea why she kissed me. She said she is confused and doesn't know, and I told her to think about it. She said she just didn't know, but it was probably to test the waters. She did enjoy the kiss, if that makes up for anything.
Cool dude
By Blah - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States
Sick day
By *cough* *cough* you're a dickface - 27/06/2015 05:48 - United States - Mckeesport
By GabisayzRAWR - 21/03/2012 16:03 - United States - O Fallon
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Thank you :D we checked my dog and he was ok :)
By chillyinside - 10/02/2013 05:03 - Canada
Butterface
By khfhjfsb - 05/02/2014 00:41 - United States - Downers Grove
By Fluffydemise - 19/01/2013 18:39 - United States
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OP here. Just made an account. Will consider posting the video!
*screaming intensifies*
By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States
By nsb124 - 28/01/2015 08:07 - United States
By ktreens - 19/10/2012 04:06 - Canada - Brandon
By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton
Happy Caturday!
By cat lady - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Norway - Egersund
By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States
It's for the best
By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa
By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States
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By canadiangirl98 - 11/08/2015 03:07 - Canada - Brampton
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Wow I can't believe my FML was posted! I love this site! Just to elaborate so people get the full picture: We were supposed to take turns being the DD each night but they would be drunk by the time we got to the venue so I had no choice but to be DD. I'm okay with drinking and letting loose and don't get in the way of others fun but these girls were rowdy belligerent drunk and I spent the evening ensuring they didn't get themselves into a bad situation and the morning helping their hangovers. Either way these girls are no longer people I associate with.
By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin
By crazy_bananas - 22/08/2016 15:53 - United States
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Hi OP here! I'm going to explain a few things since 300 characters isn't enough to get the whole story down. I really appreciate all the nice comments, and I loved how many of you wanted it to be high school or early college students! But first to all the people who say I deserve it and I should have expected this because I'm going into a teaching profession, **** off. I'm talking to you #30, 36, 39, 40, and 42 and anyone else who comments on this at a later time. Just because I'm going to be a teacher doesn't mean I deserve it. I also never said I didn't expect it, I knew what I was getting into when I decided I wanted to be a teacher and learn in a a younger age group setting. Okay! Now to other things! To answer the most comment question, no these aren't high school kids, these were 5 and 6 year olds. This was a kindergarten level class and it was the first day of the year, so I knew that there were going to be tears and some icky things were going to happen. I fortunately brought an extra pair of pants with me I changed into them so I wouldn't have boogers on me all day. The kid who peed their pants was sent to the nurses office so their mommy could come bring them new pants and underwear. And the kid who was crying for his mommy cried so hard that he threw up a little bit so he got to be nurse buddies with the kid who peed their pants. His mom brought him back to class and luckily he had calmed down enough and didn't cry when she left again. He was just going through a little separation anxiety but once he saw that the day was going to end at 12, and he would get to play games and be told stories he was super chill and ended up loving being in class. The worst thing about this whole situation was that the teacher was outside with all the parents when it all went down, so I had to deal with the debacle by myself. Admittedly though, this was a great learning experience that I'll be sure to learn from when I have to run a classroom by myself. However, I will not be teaching little kids at this young an age, I'm aiming for 7 and 8 year olds or high school student. Hopefully, with high school kids I won't run into a similar situation!
Sprinkler
By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Shady parking
By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines
By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
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OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By Paws_Cat - 20/05/2015 18:35 - United States - North Dartmouth
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I like how everyone assumes that I was playing Grand Theft Auto. I wasn't. Also, this got published fast! I was expecting it to be a day or something!
By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium
By megsterr413 - 27/05/2016 04:45 - United States - Springfield
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hey guys, op here. I'm having a hard time posting my comment for some reason. but thanks for the feedback we mended the problem. and for the record we always play video games together but he was playing a single player game I couldn't exactly join in , I wasn't interested in playing my game or anything else really but him. he realized he was a bit in sensitive and has since made up for it and apologized. he also said he did come looking for me but he felt bad waking me up. we have been married happily for 6 years now and it was a small very minor bump in the road. thanks for all your concern though
By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer
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Hi, this is OP. To be fair, he did fly me out to visit him and put a real effort into making the week we had together great. That said, after I did manage to fix the flight back, I think he was scared I was going to kick him in the balls for that stunt for most of the extra 24 hours we had together. But the makeup sex was great and I barely managed to make it back in time for work obligations, so bf is EXTREMELY lucky :) And we have a new relationship rule of not ******* with travel arrangements. Sigh.